It's The Second Coming!!

...nope. Just kidding. It's just my new blog.

Welcome to The Love Rant!
My name is Amy.

I look like this:


I like to pretend I look like this:



Here are some fun facts about me:
1. I can play "Amazing Grace" on the harmonica. Here begins and ends all of my musical talent.
2. I live with two straight men and a toy poodle.
3. I'm a 24 year old woman but I could probably pass for your little brother.
4. I bat with Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge and Lily Tomlin.
5. I am very bad at softball. And baseball. And basketball. And dodgeball. And football. Basically anything involving balls-I am bad at (see fun fact #4).


Anyway, my general life philosophy is that there's too much in life that's awesome and worth loving to get too upset about stupid stuff. And stupid stuff is usually a matter of perspective anyway.
In general here are some things I think are stupid:
1. Politicians
2. Snakes
3. Breast Cancer Awareness Month
4. Pants with no pockets
5. CNN

Now, there are plenty of blogs that rant about things that are stupid. I could go on and on and on about how much I dislike politicians. I could ramble on for hours about how I think snakes don't deserve to live. And I could spend days upon days discoursing on the pointlessness of pants without pockets (I mean, am I right? They're POINTLESS. Where the heck am I supposed to put my pocket knife? Without a pocket to go in a pocket knife is just a knife, and that's creepy. People who carry pocket knives are ready for anything. People who carry knives are scary.)
But all in all me going on and on about stupid stuff is kinda boring, right?

Henceforth on the Love Rant there shall be no more talk of stupid stuff.

This blog is going to be soley devoted to things that are AWESOME.

...or, at the very least, things that I think are awesome. And even if you don't think the things I think are awesome, are awesome. Hopefully, you'll at least be entertained.
What kinds of things do I love? Well...I'm pretty easy to please. I love a lot of things. Everything from ponies to Cheddar-Jack Cheezits to the tulips that have poked their little green stems outta the ground in my backyard. There's a lot to love in this world and it's high time there was a blog devoted to such things. And because it's about damn time someone gave Cheddar-Jack Cheezits their due.

In addition to Love Rants about things that are awesome you can also expect:

-Cooking posts. Because one of the most awesome things I love is food. And making food.
- Funny conversations with friends.
-Awesome youtube videos.
-Little mini comics. Like this one:
This is what my family (read: two straight men and a toy poodle) looks like:



So tune in for some love, hopefully some laughs and probably (most definitely) some ridiculous.