Funny Coversations I Have With Friends: Jeff and The Komodo Dragon

So, I am sitting and reading a wikipedia article about Komodo Dragons. Maybe we were talking about them, maybe I was trying to remember a fact about them I learned on Planet Earth or Life or the hit show Holy Crap Dinosaurs Are Not As Extinct As We Thought (I made that last one up).

JEFF: What are you reading about?
ME: Komodo Dragons.
JEFF: Are you gonna buy a komodo dragon?
ME: Yeah.
JEFF: Really?
ME: Yeah.
JEFF: Really?
ME: Yeah.
JEFF: That's awesome.
(Pause)
ME: Actually, no. I'm pretty sure they're all kinds of illegal to keep as pets. They're ginormous and have poisonous jaws. They're practically dinosaurs.
JEFF: Aww. Are they "Amy-size" dragons?
ME: Probably bigger.

This is what would happen if I ever owned a Komodo Dragon:


And, thus my life ends as I always knew it would-in a fit of irony. A vegetarian devoured by a carnivore.