I swear that mass of black fur on my lap is actually my dog's face. She's a little worse for the wear after her operation (she had to have dental surgery and got 14 teeth removed). I am taking advantage of her stoned state to take pictures with her. And just in case you think I'm a jerk, I did give her ice cream last night and fed her wet food out of my hand a la mama bird to a baby bird. Her mouth was too sore to pick up the food herself and chew it, but she was hungry so I just opted for dropping it down her gullet. My hands still smell like Beneful Dog Food Chicken Stew. Hot.
My dog already has a plethora of nicknames. Including, but not limited to: Moe-Moe, Moe-Moe Molly, Moofy, Moofy Moofatella, Moe, Bearded Lady, and Mol.
She's added some new ones to the list: Gums McGinty care of me. And Gumby, care of my Dad.
Also, this is what happens when you youtube "Animal Dentures":
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